...that you wake up early in the morning
by a sloppy beard in your face...


...that there always are big puddles around the waterbowl
- sewer, drain and rubberrake are recommended...


...that you don´t have to wash your ears anymore
- the Briard loves to do it for you...


...that you never have to whip your carpets anymore
- it´s no use to have them anyway...


...that during the summer you have
as much sand inside as outside...


...that during wintertime your floors
are covered with snowballs - and they melt too...

...that you have a brand new experiance of cuisin
all of your food is spiced - with doghair...

...that it´s hard to watch the neighbours doings
the wiev is spoiled by constantly dirty windows
- both inside and outside...


...that after a walk in the forrest you can build your own tree
- the Briard carries the pieces home for you...


...that you can feel totally safe after dark
- the Briard "yoddles" gladly just in case...


...that you never more have to sleep alone
- and if you have a partner the Briard is a very good "chaperon"...


...that you have to buy another pillow
- your own is always occupied...


...that you often wake up in the middle of the night, feeling cold
- someone is using your blanket...


...that your favourite seat in the sofa is constantly taken...


...that you have to watch out in every doorway
- they are furnished with living door-mats...


...that the passengers seat in the car is reserved
- the Briard loves to stick the nose where the fan blows...


...that you would need wipers on the inside too
- all around the car...


...that the cats in the neighbourhood
gets a lot of excercise...


...that anyone that comes into your house
learns to keep their hands up - as a shield...


...that you are never more alone
- not even in the bathroom...